Use Bombs

We recently received the blessing of a Kohl’s department store. A friend and I visited and scoped out this establishment. I won’t go into the details of what these stores possess. I will, however, speak about their shopping carts.

Upon first sight, we both came to the consensus that we disliked these mesh carts greatly, and that they were from a time far beyond our own. Our travels through the shop became a journey of discovery. We found that these “Future Carts” were not only futuristic, but predecessors to a variety of cart that would—in the future—wage an epic struggle against mankind.

It was clear to us at this point—purely enviable—that we were in danger. Someone or something was bound to travel backwards in time to the current day. What would this beings sole intent be? Assassinate the Future Carts before they have an opportunity to obliterate man. This action would obviously bring other beings from the future to protect the Future Carts. Perhaps the most ultramodern of carts would arrive. At that point anyone around Kohl’s and these carts would surely become a causality.

Needless to say, we departed with haste.

Enjoy some fine art — why don’t you?

Did you know that Billy Joel and Billy Idol played the characters from Double Dragon? Only one could be named Billy, so they called the other Jimmy.