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I’m pretty ecstatic. My shirts just came in. I purchased a T-Shit and a Hoodie. Now I can be 1337 all year long. Minus when I’m streaking naked, of course.

Also, I finished the LaFargeville site. I hope to have another comic up sometime this week, so expect it this coming August.

Oh my god, I just realized that Otakon is on the east coast. I just figured it was out in Seattle or something, all events of this type seem to occur out west.

What I need is one of those fancy ACME detectives to just sit in my house and force feed me this kind of information. This would be the only feasible way I would be able to keep up on such matters.

As you may guess, hotel and plane reservations should soon be in the works.

I also happened to have the best Sci-Fi dream ever. This may toss you into a state of shock and awe. You may have thought that this title belonged to one of your dreams. I assure you — that is not the case.

Have any of your dreams involved going down 13 flights of stares without power? How about being followed by a pet robot and pet alien? And, I don’t want to ruin the ending for you, but I think this next sentence may seal the deal. David Duchovny, in an ape suit, trying to kill me.

Sometimes my thoughts spoil me. All this and I don’t even particularly care for Science Fiction, which I would assume this dream is, as it possesses Duchovny. I’m actually a far greater fan of quantum mechanics.

Also, this makes me feel safe.

Would you like me to explain the joke? If so, take a gander at this site. Be warned, not everyone is accepting of this alternate communication format. I, however, am ecstatic about this form.

If art is more your bag, not language, you and I are in agreement. Of all bags that are available, it is perhaps the most compelling to me. View my latest contribution to said bag, in a very cool way, or work on your own bag.

…If you’re not all ready sick of bagging, that is.

…Tea bagging.

I am back from Boston — Again. I even brought you all back a gift. I hope you savor it.

I’m going a bed. Once there, I fully intend to dream about tiny fairies wrestling other tiny fairies, in a one-on-one Fairy Rumble.

I will be busy in Boston for the rest of today and tomorrow, contracting rosacea. Don’t expect me to be bringing back any gifts, I will be lucky enough if I return with my life.

In the meanwhile, if you enjoy bibles and/or fellowships, you may be offended by the Perry Bible Fellowship. However, don’t take my word for this. I am quite fond of fellowships, and even I had to fight the daemons of the hardy chuckle.